A Rertrospective Look

I am now officially 16.62 years of age and find myself lauging at people younger than me and then the thought hits me, was I THAT much of a dumbass?

Case in point, my girlfriend and myself, rather than watching that greatest of sporting events, the superbowl, decided to just go to Robbie's for a movie, that didn't really work out so well. We were supposed to watch "Waiting". We did not watch waiting, we just rented Dirty Love instead, but i digress. Upon arriving at robbie's house, there was one of his surferboy friends with the blonde hair and shorts, in the middle of februrary.

Now, apparantly, robbie had managed to find himself a "girlfriend", initially Danielle and I thought he was making it up, what girl could bring herself to date robbie rivera was beyond us, and his father apparantly. After we were conviced that he was telling the truth we looked at eachother strangely as if to say, fourteen, what a ridiculous thing to have a girlfriend at fourteen. So we in effect went to robbie's house on Superbowl Sunday just to meet this female that called herself robbie's girlfriend.

Before we met her, however, we tried to get some information about her from surferboy at robbie's house and here begins our retrospective look into the psyche of a fourteen year old. Danielle and myself ask surferboy just to describe robbie's new mistress. The first words out of this idiot's mouth:

"ummmm.... SHE'S GOT REALLY BIG BOOBS!!!"

I was just like, wtf you're an idiot. I thought robbie would have at least gotten mildly miffed hearing that some other guy's looking at his girl's boobs, but no! HE LAUGHS, WTF! I'd never say that about my friend's girl, I wouldn't even say something like that about my girlfriend, this girl had nothing on Danielle by the way, looked like she got hit in the face with a mallot in comparison so idk what this kid was talking about, but he's fourteen and maybe his idea of beauty isn't as refind as it has yet to become, so i can forgive it. But the next part is unforgivable, like Avada Kedavra unforgivable.

All three of them, Danielle and I were sort of ostrasized because we were the only people there with the cognative ability to follow the movie, started talking about some other girl that we'd never met. Apparantly this girl is surferboy's girlfriend. The conversation got to a point where they started to make fun of her, but here's the kicker. SURFERBOY STARTED IT! The conversation when like this

me: dude, isn't that you're girlfriend?
surferboy: yea, but she's such an idiot she's so white

Such a dumbass, what kid make fun of their girl? So here the question was raised between Danielle and myself: "Is everyone such a dumbass at 14, or was everyone born after 1990 born with a diminished capacity for logical thought?"

The answer remains to be solved yet, but one thing is clear, that kid's going to major in dumbassery