The Snowball Escapades

holy crap, i almost died today, i kid you not, my life was almost actually ended today, while running track ironically enough. How you may ask, well this story is so fantastical, you can't make this up.

As you may know if you live in New Jersey, it snowed all last week and it was beautiful, no school on friday, but this has very little to do with my story, only the snow matters at this point. Dave Gaynor, fellow cross country afficionado, was running in front of me and the idea occurs to me, i think i shall throw snow at this child. SCOOP....BAM, ouch, that one hurt even me.

Dave: OW, SCREW YOU GABE, I'LL GET YOU
me: no you won't, ha ha ha-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I honestly did not think that he was going to do anything to actually retaliate, but i was just a little wrong. The workout continues much without incident, and then we started our cool down, my imminent doom only minutes away. Now, for some reason, he was running towards me, i don't know, but Dave Gaynor just pulls a piece of ice out of his pants and then i decide very quickly, "I do not want to get hit by ice, i shall dodge this ginourmous piece of ice".

I dodge, i see such a look on Dave's face like Adam Sandler in the Water Boy rigth before he tackles someone and i was perplexed, and then i understand. I heard a screech and a horn five and one quarter feet behind me and i realized i had just dodged Dave Gaynor right into the path of a moving vehicle, what the F****? Man, i was actually afeared for my life, it was by the mear grace of God that i did not die earlier today.

O well, just another chapter in the Fabulous Misadventures of Gabe Villegas.