The First Day of Track

First day of winter track, ironically, it was 70 degrees out, go figure. Coach Campbell, aka coach overbite gave his traditional, "no hazing, be here everyday or i'll castrate you" speech, but this went really very uneventful, as did the practice.

The exciting part of my story is bus ride home, my first one. Usually i walk, but they finished the fense and i didn't feel like jumping it after running 4 miles with no break, so the bus it was. Apparantly, Old Bridge High School shares the bus with Carl Sandburg Middle School, the school in which my sister is currently in attendance. Now, the odds of meeting my sister on said bus are somewhere between being shot in my backyard by a squirell and having your heart removed without your knowledge in the middle of 42nd street, however, it happened.

me:What are you doing here?
sarah: What are you doing here?
me: going home
sarah: so am i
me: apparantly

Now, i realize that this is not as entertaining as you're hoping it to be, but this is not all of the story. I ask my sister for some gum, we're a good 6 seats apart mind you, so she asks this other jackass of an eighth grader to pass it back to me, that little kid took my gum, he took my freaking gum, my one little slice of heaven until i got home and drank a diet coke, he stole my heaven that little stupid idiotic unbelievably pathetic specimen of a human being stole my freaking gum.

me: That was my gum you dumb!

nothing...
"Oh my eh-god", i was so pissed, that was my sister's last piece of gum and that freaking idiot took it, he knew it was for me, DAMN, WHAT THE HELL! I died inside, i can't belive he stole my gum.

me: YO! THAT WAS MY !@# GUM!!
stupid dumb freaking eighth grader: So
me: GIVE IT!

stupid dumb freaking eighth grader: I'm already chewing it !@#$@
me: So (in a sarcastic voice)
stupid dumb freaking eighth grader: I'm not giving you my gum
me: MY GUM
stupid dumb freaking eighth grader: You're not getting it!
me: GIVE ME THE GUM

I was not going to chew the gum of course it was a point of freaking pride, i went over there and i squeezed the gum out of his mouth and threw it out the window. That'll show that stupid idiotic stupid dumb ignorant freaking pathetic example of a human being to steal my gum ever again

F****ing eigth graders